Dr. Who

I’m the doctor. I’m a time lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of boisterous. Come on look at me! no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don’t have anything to lose so, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all you silly little guns and you’ve got any plans on taking the pandorica tonight.  

Just remember who’s standing in your way! remember every black day I ever stopped you, and than do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first. The every powerful and the stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering. Every where and any where every star that ever was where do you want to start? The universe is big, it’s wast and complicated, and ridiculous, and sometimes, very really impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that’s the theory. Nine hundred years never seen one yet, but this would do me. Start from the beginning, tell me everything you know. Well for starters I know you can’t wrap your hand around your elbow and make your figures meet.